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We have found 2 entries in our URSTUPID Database
Nominee: Matt S.
Matt was nominated by friends, family, and loved ones following a most horrific incident at the Shwarama Shop recently. We are reliably informed that during his lunch break he went to the local shwarma shop to get his regular shwarma that he has picked up there for the last 2 or 3 years now. From what we gather there was a new or temporary employee serving at the cash and when Matt picked up his order, a number 7 shawrma from the menu with all the fixings, the cashier told Matt he could pick up his drink from the drink refrigerator on the way out. Matt stopped for a moment - somewhat dazed by the comment from the cashier - and then asked the cashier to repeat what he just said. The cashier told Matt that he can get his soft drink from the drink refrigerator on the way out. As an aside, Matt's informants have let us know that apparently the number 7 shwarma on the menu with all the fixings comes with a free soft drink. Matt had been getting his favourite number 7 shwarma with all the fixings from the shwarma place apparently for the last 2 to 3 years now without realizing it came with a free soft drink. Now at this point, rather than just grabbing a coke from the drink refrigerator, Matt asked the cashier why he would want to be getting a coke from the drink refrigerator ( mistake number 1 ). The new or temporary cashier ( making mistake number 2 ) informs Matt that the shwarma number 7 with all the fixings comes with a free soft drink. Matt then pauses for a moment and then realizes he has missed getting a free soft drink for the last 2 to 3 years with each of the shwarma number 7s he has been getting every day on his lunch breaks. Then Matt, for reasons not entirely clear to his family, friends, and loved ones, then goes ape shit all over the cashier and according to witness reports was heard yelling something about coke and asshole before leaving the scene with his shwarma number 7 with all the fixings. And yes, he returned 1 or 2 minutes later to pick up his free coke from the drink refrigerator. Now Matt, being a bit of an obsessive compulsive personality type, goes back the next day to his favourite shwarma shop and was promptly arrested by the local constabulary who was waiting for him there. Turns out the shwarma shop owner made a complaint about the $7,323.58 damages done to the shop during the kerfuffle with the no longer employeed cashier person. We understand from local media reports the cashier was released from hospital 3 days later after a soft drink can was removed from deep inside his anatomy following an emergency operation. Matt has currently been released from jail on his own recognizance to appear in court later on charges of assault and other lesser charges relating to property damage. He also has been ordered never to return to his favourite shwarma shop or go within 1,000 meters of the former cashier. Following his release from jail, Matt spoke with a reporter from the local newspaper ( mistake number 3 ) giving his side of what happened in complete detail. We understand crown prosecutors have subpoenaed the reporters story and notes to be used against Matt at his upcoming trial date. If you know someone who should be nominated to the URSTUPID Hall of Fame please let us know by email. We have been asked why the name URSTUPID? Universally Recognized Society to Uphold People in Distress. Why Universally? Because stupidity knows no bounds. |
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